How do you take your GaGa scrambled or fried?
Wrong red carpet Katie! The Victoria Secret fashion show was in September!
Christmas garland does not a Grammy dress make.....oh and I see your crack!
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Sunday, February 13, 2011
WTF is going on at the grammys?
I know stars need to one up each other to get attention at these things but are you kidding me? WTF is wrong with these people? This isn't halloween!
How do you take your GaGa scrambled or fried?
How do you take your GaGa scrambled or fried?
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Nobody talks smack about my fur babies!!
Ugh... I finally meet a guy that's not jail bait, doesn't have 5 baby mama's, and has a j-o-b and now I'm wondering.....is he not very smart or just completely tactless?
Since we met through mutual friends the other night he found me on facebook and we messaged back and forth on there until I gave him my cell # and he started to text me....alot.....
I played along and text back and forth for a couple hours. Just asking what each other liked and getting to know you type things and it was all good......until.....I asked him if he has pets....he said no....I said I have 3....2 dogs and a cat....his response was, and I quote, "OMG, the smell!! lol!" Uhhh excuse me did you just tell me my house stinks? I text hey! be nice!, thinking he's going to try to cover up his lack of tact by saying....sorry....or just kidding....nope he just says pets aren't for him. Now anyone that knows me knows that these are my fur-babies and this guy who hasn't even seen them or my house just insulted them and me! What the??? I rather abruptly told him we'd chat later I needed to go.....possibly I'm in shock?
The next day he starts to text again I ignore him for a few hours...then text sorry been busy!...he asked what are you doing? which is not really his business but I answer....cleaning my house. someone (meaning him!!) made me paranoid that my house smells yesterday!.....now I would think after that comment any normal person would see that they'd hit a nerve. Apparently normal he is not because his next text is......oh too bad we could have done lunch.....uhh really? I don't think so....I quit texting him back.
Today I wake up to another text from him. Have a great day...blah blah blah.....and a facebookok I didn't say the jerk part........now the important question.......should I delete him from facebook? or hide my stream form him? or do nothing? I haven't dated in almost 4 years so someone give me a clue please!! message...you don't seem interested?....really? you think!!! After much debating I just messaged back "I don't think we're a good match." Jerk!........
All comments, anecdotes, and dating for dummies tips welcome! ;)
Since we met through mutual friends the other night he found me on facebook and we messaged back and forth on there until I gave him my cell # and he started to text me....alot.....
I played along and text back and forth for a couple hours. Just asking what each other liked and getting to know you type things and it was all good......until.....I asked him if he has pets....he said no....I said I have 3....2 dogs and a cat....his response was, and I quote, "OMG, the smell!! lol!" Uhhh excuse me did you just tell me my house stinks? I text hey! be nice!, thinking he's going to try to cover up his lack of tact by saying....sorry....or just kidding....nope he just says pets aren't for him. Now anyone that knows me knows that these are my fur-babies and this guy who hasn't even seen them or my house just insulted them and me! What the??? I rather abruptly told him we'd chat later I needed to go.....possibly I'm in shock?
The next day he starts to text again I ignore him for a few hours...then text sorry been busy!...he asked what are you doing? which is not really his business but I answer....cleaning my house. someone (meaning him!!) made me paranoid that my house smells yesterday!.....now I would think after that comment any normal person would see that they'd hit a nerve. Apparently normal he is not because his next text is......oh too bad we could have done lunch.....uhh really? I don't think so....I quit texting him back.
Today I wake up to another text from him. Have a great day...blah blah blah.....and a facebookok I didn't say the jerk part........now the important question.......should I delete him from facebook? or hide my stream form him? or do nothing? I haven't dated in almost 4 years so someone give me a clue please!! message...you don't seem interested?....really? you think!!! After much debating I just messaged back "I don't think we're a good match." Jerk!........
All comments, anecdotes, and dating for dummies tips welcome! ;)
Thursday, October 7, 2010
ADULT TRUTHS: (humor)
ADULT TRUTHS:
1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when
you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of
tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between
boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you
just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand
a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars
team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay
strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never
get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times
and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating
their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and
Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find
and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7
seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey
in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it
only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also
important.
HaHa! Have a good day!!
1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when
you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of
tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between
boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you
just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand
a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars
team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay
strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never
get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times
and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating
their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and
Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find
and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7
seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey
in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it
only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also
important.
HaHa! Have a good day!!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Monster Jam!!
I'm getting ready to go to my first monster truck show! Huge trucks with colorful names like "grave digger" driving over regular size cars and jumping off ramps! Sounds redneck? You betcha! I can't wait! There's a chance for thunderstorms so I'm doing my "no rain" dance! lol! I'll be sure to get some good pics for y'all who don't have the pleasure of a good monster truck rally in you area! ;)
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
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