ADULT TRUTHS: (humor)

ADULT TRUTHS:


1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when
you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of
tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.


17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between
boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you
just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand
a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars
team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay
strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never
get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times
and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating
their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and
Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find
and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7
seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey
in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it
only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also
important.

HaHa!  Have a good day!!

Handmade business reality tv! lol!

You gotta see this!  A website that shows the average (non crafty) person why handmade items cost more than machine made mass produced products.  

I bet you can't even get through 2 minutes of these videos! lol!  

Check it out here

Cat making sounds like a turkey! lol!

Too funny!  You gotta love cats!  lol!

This baby hates Miley Cyrus loooooves Bon Jovi!

hahahaha! This is funny! Bon Jovi forever!!!

Best Etsy Store Ever!! LOL!

Wow, what a stressful day!  People should really stay home when the weather's bad!  Anyways.....I was looking online for something to cheer me up and I found Gary!  Poor Gary's wife left him and he now uses her stuff she left behind and other wonderful household items to make his "jewelry".  Check out Gary's etsy here.  If you're having a crappy day Gary's descriptions are sure to give you a laugh!  Enjoy!